No more Mr.Spears. Back to Mr..umm..K-fed..? Fuck it, who cares.

And it is official. Britney has dumped the good-for-nothing-gangster-wannabe-rapper-failure-and-a-laughing-stock-of-the-music-industry-good-for-nothing-gangster-wannabe-rapper...K-Fed. What took her so long? I blame the hick-aura of Federline obstructing her eyes and thoughts. Also, Britney is not the brightest penny in the pond.

I wonder who will walk out the winner in this divorce. It should be pretty obvious to everyone, but just in case you can't keep score on your own, let me help you out here. Let's do a count-check.

Who has a realistic future career in the business? Britney.
Who doesn't have a future career in anything? K-Fed

Who is keeping all the fortune due to a smart move on the prenup? Britney.
Who is the retard that loses everything? K-Fed.

Who's the chick? Britney.
Who's the hick? K-Fed.

So thats 3:0 for Britney. Pretty one-sided. Biased? Maybe. Accurate? Probably. Agreeable? Duh.

What I find most amusing is what Federline is gonna do with his album. It is already probably sitting at the counter @ Wal-Mart in a 'Bargain Bin' but some of the things must be changed, or altered. If he doesn't, the album will look more pathetic than it already is (which borders 'impossible'). Once again, let's recap:

1. The song title, The World is Mine. No, it isn't. Anymore.
2. The song title, Dance with a Pimp.That's your future job to finance you dinners at McDonalds.
3. The song title, Privilege. You don't got any.
4. The song title, Crazy. Yes, you are
5. The lyrics, "No tuxedo 'cause they recognize me, A lifestyle of rich living and fast cars, Don't hate 'cause I'm a superstar, And I married a superstar, Never come between us no matter who you are". ... Now I am beginning to feel sympathetic for the dude

No one was surprised at the stand-cover-article regarding the split. So I am not going to give further input in the situation.

Final note, the divorce paper documents cite "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the break-up. In other words? Kevin is a sit-at-home-dad, and Britney is a sit-at-home-mom-but-with-money.