Friday, October 13, 2006

Where's jasongg?

The beloved(?) blogger, jasongg, has beem MIA for weeks.

Sources say that he has been crushed by 'economics' itself; though some experts say this is impossible. But these experts are professors, who are believed to be half full of s*** :D.

He was last seen sleeping through one hell of a boring lecture at his school, University of Toronto.

If you see jasongg anywhere, feel free tell the world of his whereabouts.

Authorities have also put a bounty on 'economics'. It is crucial that it is found, dead or alive, ASAP in order to bring it to justice.

UPDATE: A note has been found, believed to be written by jasongg, which reads:
"Milan and Paris fashion week kicked ass :D....and damn you economics...damn you to hell..."
Analysts believe that jasongg, before his dissappearance, was preparing a post regarding the fashion weeks, but was then attacked by an unknown being - possibly, economics.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey long time no post




and Don't diss someone you'll marry >_^

Anonymous said...

More on this and other news...at six.

Now let me indulge in a Cowboy Bebop moment and hunt down this "economics" for some good ol' fashioned bounty money! Yeee-hawwwww

...I didn't actually say that last word, just so you know > >